I love quadratic functions. Someone give me a job where I can do quadratic functions all day and I will die happy.
time to go home for lunch
NO YOU CANT BE THIS CUTE IM MAD AT HOW CUTE YOU ARE DAMN IT LILITH.
"Nobody wants a hero when there isn’t something to save."
I forget where I read that, and I’m probably paraphrasing, but that just stuck with me. Post War Useless and Unwanted Harry makes sense, not that its his fault, really. But heroes in peaceful times are trouble.
Harry hangs out at magical bars and picks up on young witches. “I was the boy who lived” works for the first 15 years or so, but then the bloom is off the rose and a lot of the women he’s talking to are asking “which boy? you look old enough to be my dad,” and he quits going out as much.
Eventually he starts acting a lot like Sirius did—erratic behavior, impulsive decision making—and though he tries to play at being an uncle to the young Weasleys, he’s the kind of adult you just don’t trust. Because although he shouldered the burden of saving the entire wizarding world, Harry Potter never actually grew up.
(he really, really needs LOTS of therapy).
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THAT PERFECTLY SAD, DARK ACCURATE BOLD
/pats your face
shh it’s ok
Remember when it took me forever to figure this out?
APUSH destroyed me man that class was awful
I remember watching all of my friends take APUSH and wanting to die. I just sat in AP Psych giggling with my teacher over perm-com cats.
The World is a Beautiful Place and I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf
when a man says, “women have it worse in X country!” what he is really saying is, “be silent until our abuse of you is at least comparable to that!”
should not be that close to this button
another person understands
its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it
i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green
Girl in my class hawked a loogie.
"Bro that’s nasty."
Without missing a beat she goes, “Bro that’s life.”
I missed a whole week of math classes for various reasons. I was nervous as fuck thinking I would have to do make up work in the math lab to catch up.
I just got here.
I know everything.
Thank the lord for competent high school algebra.
discovering your gender is like putting on a warm fluffy sweater for the first time and then just smiling because it fits you so well
I had this idea for a rom com where NSA surveillance techs get tired of seeing how lonely some of their targets are and start trying to match up different targets. Like Miss X gets coffee here 15 minutes before Mister Y, and they turn off her phone alarm so she is running late so they can meet.
It’s like an Orwellian version of Cupid.
Oh my God, this is why random dudes ask me out in parking lots.
Why does this not have more notes.
how come religious people get to be offended when atheists talk about atheism but atheists can’t be offended when religious people talk about religion
A cornered mouse will bite a cat.
This does not reclassify the mouse as a predator or the cat as prey.